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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dirty Old Man Tries to Clean Up By Cutting Off His "Junk"

The Story: A convicted Illinois sex-offender attempts to castrate himself with a fillet knife because he has felt the urge to "touch and hurt children" again. He is partially successful (manages to flush one testicle down the john), but has to call for help due to profuse bleeding.

My 2 Cents: Good for him. I think the government might consider offering offenders surgery to help them get this done. We all know that these perverts never get "better" and that prison simply teaches them new ways to offend. So much for rehabilitation.

Hopefully the hospital finished the job. And gave the poor sap some pain meds. Ouch.

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