We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming.

My apologies for a slight detour away from our usual reading enjoyment...so I return once again to our beloved Less Than Half a Nickel format.

The Story: Angelican Church Says: Gay Wedding Broke the Rules.

My 2 Cents: Who cares?

Seriously. For all of those homophobes out there: Get a life of your own and quit judging people who just want to be happy.

I'm not gay....most of us aren't, statistically. And guess what?....most of us don't care if someone is gay.

Am I the only one who sees the parable in this story? May he who has no sin cast the first stone and whatnot?

I don't really know...I'm not a Christian anymore. Maybe someone could school me on what the Bible says, in case I have it all wrong. We weren't put here to be Judge and Jury....there's supposedly already a higher power who has ear-marked that responsibility.

If God made someone gay then obviously God knows something we don't. Shoot, maybe THEY are the chosen ones...and those who shun, judge, or fear them are destined for the superheated convection oven below. Come on, Angelican Church, WWJD? Huh?

Blah, blah, blah.

I don't buy into that whole "God Hates Fags" movement that the Judeo-Christian sects seem to have embraced as a way to cover up their fears of the unknown (it doesn't matter whether they carry big billboards or say it through double-talk in a press release, they are all the same...hateful people). My humble spirit believes that God doesn't really care who you are sleeping with, so long as you are a good person who is doing the right thing in the world. Karma will bite you in the butt if you aren't.

There are really bad people in the world. Killers of thousands of innocent people. Fascists who lock away people and allow them to starve. Masked weirdoes who torture and kill Soldiers for doing their job under the guise of a "holy war." People who take advantage of others in order to gain financially. Liars, theives, murderers.

So, to the Angelican Church and it's followers: Get a life. These men aren't hurting anyone. They are GAY....another word for happy. Get over your judgement and be happy for them. There is real pain, real violence, real hunger in this world...and you focus on this?

Wake up. Shoot...I'll even buy you a cup of coffee, just so you can smell it.